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EarQ Launches First Intergalactic Hearing Healthcare Program

Published: 04/01/2016

Last Updated: 04/01/2016

Intergalactic Hearing Healthcare Program

(April 1st, 2016)—EarQ is expanding our reach beyond the Milky Way! After doing extensive research on intergalactic health and wellness, we discovered other planets are severely lacking adequate hearing healthcare. We are proud to announce that our findings initiated the first Intergalactic Hearing Healthcare Program!

Our efforts began on planet Zamtron, where 1 out of 10 adult extra-terrestrials (ETs) experience some degree of hearing loss. This can often be attributed to prolonged exposure to loud spaceship engines, listening to Nep-tunes at a decibel level exceeding 85, and using ray guns without hearing protection.

We also found a connection between hearing loss and activities. For example, ETs who create crop circles are very likely to experience hearing loss due to the high volume of their laser beams. Young ETs often complain about a ringing in their antennae after attending space jams where the music is played at dangerous levels.

Zing, a Zamtron resident, shares how his life changed when he tried out his new hearing devices. “Getting hearing aids really opened my eye to the sounds I had been missing out on,” he says, “Now I can hear the gentle hum of a distant vortex or the soft drone of a cosmic ray. I can even hear my wife say ‘Blerrghplomflu’ again.”

EarQ has helped hundreds of ETs hear better, and we’re excited to see where our mission will take us next. Keep reading our blog for more out of this world news!

All humans in need of a free hearing consultation can schedule their appointment here.



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